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WTF, Hollywood?

This week in Hollywood has been one hell of a rollercoaster. Like, seriously, I can’t even. From secret hookups to mental health wake-up calls, here are the five celeb stories that made us spit out our skinny margaritas.

1. Elliot Page’s Page-Turning Confessions

Elliot Page just dropped his memoir, “Pageboy,” and it’s serving some juicy, juicy tea. Turns out Page was getting it on with his ‘Juno’ co-star Olivia Thirlby during filming. Oh, and he also casually mentions a secret romance with Kate Mara. Is it just me, or did it just get hot in here? Talk about turning the Page on some serious gossip​.

2. Tom Holland Swaps Web-Slinging for Margarita-Sipping

Our favorite Spider-Man, Tom Holland, is tapping out. After the intense experience of starring in “The Crowded Room,” he’s decided to trade in web-slinging for sunbathing. We can’t blame him – everyone needs a break from adulting now and then. So, here’s to a year of Tom Holland beach pics and us missing our Spidey bae​​.

3. Jenna Ortega’s Insta-Crisis

Jenna Ortega, our “Wednesday” queen, had a tearful moment with Elle Fanning about the dark side of social media. She described it as a “comparing game” that’s “very manipulative”. It’s kind of a wake-up call that behind all the filters and hashtags, Instagram isn’t always the pretty picture it paints​.

4. Matty Healy Logs Off Amid Swiftie Storm

Matty Healy, the frontman of The 1975, is ducking out of the social media drama after dating Taylor Swift and stirring up Swiftie rage. Healy has since peaced out of the online world to chill with his band. The relationship may be over, but we’re still waiting for T-Swift’s inevitable heartbreak anthem about this one​​.

5. “The Flash” Flickers Out

“The Flash,” DC’s newest superhero film, seems to have lost some of its spark. Despite DC’s hype game, the movie has stumbled into a lukewarm 72% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Plus, the allegations against its star, Ezra Miller, don’t exactly help. It’s looking like “The Flash” might need a superhero rescue of its own​.

So that’s the skinny on today’s celeb gossip. But remember, while we’re all for spilling the tea, let’s not forget these celebs are people too. Let’s enjoy the drama, but with a side of empathy. Until next week, stay hydrated, fam!

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