Alright, team, it’s time to take a break from your busy schedule of online shopping and overthinking your text messages to catch up on today’s most absurd and entertaining celebrity stories. Brace yourself, because things are about to get weird.
The Forgotten Rolex
In the most unrelatable news of the day, Kylie Jenner found a Gold Rolex in her bag. Yes, you read that right. When most of us clean out our bags, we find old receipts and maybe a few dollars in change. But Kylie? She pulls out a luxury watch like it’s no big deal. Some people have all the luck, and by “people,” we mean “billionaire reality TV stars”.
Martha Stewart: The New WFH Queen?
Just when you thought you had this whole working from home thing figured out, here comes Martha Stewart to shake things up. She’s apparently coming for your remote-work lifestyle, and honestly, we’re scared and excited in equal measures. Is she going to teach us how to bake bread in between Zoom calls? Or maybe how to make our home offices Instagram-worthy? Only time will tell, but we’re here for it.
Zendaya’s Summer Kick-Off
It’s not officially summer until Zendaya says it is. And how does she do it? By dancing her heart out to a Beyoncé song. Watching her is like getting an invitation to the best summer party ever, and we are so here for it. If her dance moves don’t inspire you to get up and groove, we don’t know what will.
Safety First, LA
On a more serious note, Elliot Page shared a chilling account of a transphobic attack in LA that left him feeling less safe in the city. It’s a grim reminder of the very real struggles that transgender individuals face, even when they’re famous. We’re sending all our love and support to Elliot and everyone else who has to deal with this kind of bullshit.
So, there you have it, fam. A day full of designer discoveries, on-set revelations, home office invasions, dance parties, and harsh realities. Stay tuned for more updates tomorrow, and remember, the next time you clean out your bag, dream big. You might just find a Rolex.